It’s Monday and you know what that means: Nope, not unfunny jokes about not liking Mondays. It means situations and premises! They’ll have you love Mondays. Really.

A young man and woman sit awkwardly at a table for what is apparently a first, blind date. Neither is sipping their drink and they have not ordered their food yet. After some uninspiring, painfully slow conversation about banalities, the girl finally whips a Polaroid out of her pocket. It’s wrinkled and creased. “This is you, isn’t it?” His jaw drops open and his face drains.
“I knew it,” she says, showing emotion for the first time that evening, as a small grin of satisfaction spreads across her face. “I’ve been looking for you for years.”

(Note: Don’t feel obliged to use the gendered pronouns above).