It’s Monday and you know what that means: Nope, not unfunny jokes about not liking Mondays. It means situations and premises! They’ll have you love Mondays. Really.

Three down-on-their-luck actors have just been cast in what promises to be the hit play of the year. One actor hates one of the others. The second is in love with one of the other two. And the third is keeping a dark secret that could jeopardize the whole show.

(Note: the term ‘actor‘ here is meant to be gender-neutral)