It’s Monday and you know what that means: Nope, not unfunny jokes about not liking Mondays. It means situations and premises! They’ll have you love Mondays. Really.

A note on pronouns: In order to be both respectful and to allow you to consider a wider range of possibilities for writing, we try to rotate through a variety of pronouns. Feel free to swap them out for wherever (or to whomever) your writing takes you!

S/he gathered up as much courage as he could, and shut the laptop. S/he took a deep breath and swallowed, and got ready to ask the love of his /her life just what his /her terrifying web browser history meant – as well as how s/he’d defend the way s/he got that history.